You will know you have found God by His sense of humor. Father is hilarious bordering on insane.

A Moabite and and Egyptian walk into a ba.

See the bar?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuneiform#Akkadian_cuneiform

See ab?

The Hebrew yodh transliterated to English is a /y/. The Hebrew bet transliterated to English is a /b/.

The Greek beta in classic is /b/. The Greek beta in modern is a /v/.

https://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/hebrew.htm

To the etymologists reading this. Do not stare at the Phoenician waw for too long. It looks like a capital Y. And by the power of suggestion you will confuse it with a yodh which when transliterated to English is a Y. And you will actually start to wonder if the yodh is a /v/. This is the path to madness.

See the page titled Y is it a waw.

THE ENTRY IN WIKTIONARY THAT CANNOT BE IGNORED

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%F0%92%80%8A

ab

Ugaritic wo flip Akkadian Cuneiform ab 𒀊

Character encodings

Compare:

Hebrew waw, Imperial Aramaic waw Ugaritic letter wo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waw_(letter)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuneiform#Akkadian_cuneiform

Yodh better believe it, this is not vusiness as usual.