You will know you have found God by His sense of humor. Father is hilarious bordering on insane.
A Moabite and and Egyptian walk into a ba.
See the bar?
The Hebrew yodh transliterated to English is a /y/. The Hebrew bet transliterated to English is a /b/.
The Greek beta in classic is /b/. The Greek beta in modern is a /v/.
To the etymologists reading this. Do not stare at the Phoenician waw for too long. It looks like a capital Y. And by the power of suggestion you will confuse it with a yodh which when transliterated to English is a Y. And you will actually start to wonder if the yodh is a /v/. This is the path to madness.
See the page titled Y is it a waw.
THE ENTRY IN WIKTIONARY THAT CANNOT BE IGNORED
Ugaritic wo flip Akkadian Cuneiform ab 𒀊
Hebrew waw, Imperial Aramaic waw Ugaritic letter wo
Yodh better believe it, this is not vusiness as usual.